During tonight's installment of International Rolex Thievery Longines La Grande Classique Quartz - 33mm L4.742.6.12.2, we learn of a manin Milan who took advantage of Italy's new non-smoking laws to make off with a$37,000 Rolex. After browsing the merchandise long enough to dispel any suspicion,the man told the shopkeeper he was ready to make a purchase, but wouldn't you knowit, he only had foreign currency on him. At that very moment, he began to casuallylight a cigarette at which point he was told that due to the new Italian anti-smokinglaws, he must enjoy his tobacco outside. The shopkeeper, in the meantime, wouldtelephone the bank and pursue the matter of the foreign currency. In retrospect,his mistake was clearly failing to ask the man to return the watch before walkingout of the shop completely unsupervised and unattended. However, when neither thecustomer nor the Rolex returned, I'm sure the shopkeeper was able to appreciatethe fact that he had just learned a very important lesson.Read "Thiefin Italy Snags Rolex Thanks to Smoking Ban"Read "RolexWatches Longines La Grande Classique Quartz - 33mm L4.742.6.12.2 Can Help You Elude Capture" » For updates on content, follow Watch Report on Twitter.
An English language Greek news*** tells of three men who robbed a Rolex store inAthens yesterday. The gang posed as customers, then one man produced a gun whilethe other two stuffed their pockets with fistfuls of Rolexes. The three discriminatingthieves took off on foot, however the shopkeeper hastily enlisted the assistanceof a pedestrian who bravely pursued one of the men. Fortunately for our hero, hepicked one of the two thieves who had Rolexes in his pocket rather than the one withthe gun, so instead of getting shot, the poor guy had Rolex watches thrown at him.The ploy worked, and all three thieves managed to escape. (Something tells me if it were Timex watches getting lobbed through the air, at least one of these guys would be in custody right now.) The article does not mentionwhether the pursuer was injured, or whether he is currently at large, as well, thoughthe moral of the story is clearly to keep a few Rolex replicas on hand during yournext heist.Read Longines La Grande Classique Quartz - 33mm L4.742.6.12.2 ThiefMakes Time Fly in Rolex Heist Escape.